Stay on target The Teledildonics Patent Just Expired and Why That MattersMoscow-Based Sex Bot Brothel Welcomes World Cup Players Okay, this is going to take some context for the non-weebs out there. Tenga is a Japanese company that manufactures sex toys, particularly “onaholes” (male stimulation aids). Good Smile is another Japanese company that manufactures actual toys, particularly action figure lines like Figma and Nendoroid. Good Smile and Tenga are collaborating to make a robot toy based on a sex toy. A sex toy robot toy. Action figure. Collectible.Not Transformer, that’s Tomy Takara and Hasbro. Anyway, meet Tenga Bot. He’s a transforming robot action figure based on the signature design of Tenga’s, um, sleeves. It’s a plastic cub with a distinct curved profile, and the, er, stimulating material is inside, accessible through the flat end.Which is where you insert the penis. Seriously, how else am I supposed to contextualize this?Tenga Bot is a half-scale version of a Tenga cup, and instead of “lifelike” squishy rubber is filled with joints and hinges that lets him sprout arms and legs. His head also pops up to show cute green lens eyes.He comes with accessories, too. The Red Hammer is a big dumb squeaky hammer he can hold, and the Tenga Beam Gun is a little laser pistol that also looks like a Tenga sleeve. If that isn’t enough, the Tenga Robot with Mega Beam Set includes the Mega Tenga Beam, a big laser cannon that looks like, you guessed it, a Tenga sleeve.I’ll let Good Smile’s English translated marketing copy describe him, bolding for emphasis:The famous TENGA design has been transformed into a robot!? At first glance, it looks like a normal TENGA, but in the crucial moment when the utmost courage is necessary, it transforms into its Robot form to keep pushing you forward! This is TENGA Robot!It transforms completely from TENGA to Robot form! While in TENGA form, it’s about 8cm tall (roughly half the size of an actual TENGA), but transforms into Robot form just like a classic toy.The Red Hammer that brings out confidence with a single strike, as well as the TENGA Beam Gun are both included as attachable parts. As a first-run limited edition item, the Mega TENGA Beam also comes included in this special set. Wow, that’s a lot to take in. Eh? Ehhhhh?The Tenga Robot comes out in Japan this December, and you can preorder it from JList.com for $40 (or $48 for the Tenga Robot with Mega Tenga Beam).What’s better than a bit of self-satisfaction? Automatic post-climax pizza delivery. Sexy Robot makers are even embracing 3D printing as a production option. But keep up to date on all things sex bot here.Let us know what you like about Geek by taking our survey.